Monday, April 19, 2010

first post.

I'm sure by the name of the blog you've guessed it has something to do with idiocracy. Well, you're right, and by being smart enough to realize that, you probably won't end up in this blog. The just of it is that day after day I'm pretty damn sure that the movie "Idiocracy" is closer to becoming a documentary. I'm continually surprised at the amount of mouth-breathing I encounter on a daily basis, so as therapy (instead of this my first thought was to take karate lessons, so that I might hone my skills for kicking idiots in the balls), alas the wife said this was a better outlet, so here we go. Now that I have rambled to the point of confusing myself, I give you our first installment of where our youth of today are headed.

The entrance to my place of employment has a revolving door as well as norml doors to each side. Since business was slow , a few of us were standing up front talking with our manager when this perfect example of a future Brawndo employee walked in to ask if we were hiring. Now keep in mind that no more than 5 minutes elapsed between her walking in through the revolving door and someone exiting at the same time. after she is sent off with an application, she cautiously approaches the big door, almost as if she were a deer in the headlights. she then turns to us and asks, " Can I go out this door or is it entrance only?" Well, its a fricking revolving door so yeah you're good.

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