Peter Pan is Dutch...

So while at a friends housewarming party this weekend we were playing a game of catchphrase with a group of 8 or 9. While most of the people completely understood the premise of the game, not all of them did. Actually I'm pretty sure one girl wasn't even able to read. Below is the exact account of how one round went:

Girl: (Pauses and looks at clue for a solid 15 seconds) Ummmmmm, Ooooh, oooh, its the place where Peter Pan and Captain Hook are from.

Teammate: Never Never Land

Girl: YES!!!! (passes the game piece)

Guy next to her: Ummm, this says the Netherlands, totally different!

Rest of us: BWahahahahaha

Dues to the 12 pack that I brought with me and then drank, there are many more that came up that my friends and i are trying to piece together, but this girl was a gem of stupidity. There's also the point where while describing the word "goody goody" she just says, "it's an adverb"

When no one guessed her clue, she tells us and we ask her why she used adverb as a clue to which she responds, "what is an adverb?"

I seriously can't make this stuff up

first post.

I'm sure by the name of the blog you've guessed it has something to do with idiocracy. Well, you're right, and by being smart enough to realize that, you probably won't end up in this blog. The just of it is that day after day I'm pretty damn sure that the movie "Idiocracy" is closer to becoming a documentary. I'm continually surprised at the amount of mouth-breathing I encounter on a daily basis, so as therapy (instead of this my first thought was to take karate lessons, so that I might hone my skills for kicking idiots in the balls), alas the wife said this was a better outlet, so here we go. Now that I have rambled to the point of confusing myself, I give you our first installment of where our youth of today are headed.

The entrance to my place of employment has a revolving door as well as norml doors to each side. Since business was slow , a few of us were standing up front talking with our manager when this perfect example of a future Brawndo employee walked in to ask if we were hiring. Now keep in mind that no more than 5 minutes elapsed between her walking in through the revolving door and someone exiting at the same time. after she is sent off with an application, she cautiously approaches the big door, almost as if she were a deer in the headlights. she then turns to us and asks, " Can I go out this door or is it entrance only?" Well, its a fricking revolving door so yeah you're good.